The Magicians’ Marching Song

(To the tune of The Caissons Go Rolling Along)

 

Over hill, over dale,
Catching rabbits by the tail
Magicians go strolling along!
Classic force, side-steal too,
I’ve got your card inside my shoe
Magicians go strolling along!

Then it’s Alakazam!
We just don’t give a damn
Cut our assistants into two!
(Three! Four!)
And where e’er we go
By our wands you’ll know
Magicians are strolling along.

Linking rings, zombie balls,
Playing gigs in wedding halls
Magicians go strolling along!
If some trick is a bust
Fix it up with Woofle Dust
Magicians go strolling along!

Then it’s Alakazam!
etc.

Misdirect, with a glance,
Hide some fishbowls in our pants
Magicians go strolling along!
Crystal  balls, cups of brass,
Gonna do a riffle pass,
Magicians go strolling along!

Then it’s Alakazam!
etc.

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